Cat Tales

Ok.

So I started to train my kitten to use the human toilet instead of a litter box. But this involves putting a tin foil litter 'box' suspended into the bowl and having the seat down over the 'box' lip to secure it from falling in. Eventually holes will be cut in the tin foil to drain the litter and voila! Cat becomes 'toilet trained'.

Now here is a rationale for the 'leaving the seat up' arguement.

I was pretty tired this morning and forgot to lift the seat to take out the litter box before I sat down to...you know...needless to say I had...you know...litter....um...

Ah...nevermind!